Coffee & People

A darkly humorous wooden key tag for the misanthrope in all of us. This 1x3" engraved piece features a brutally honest take on social preferences—front and back—paired with a sturdy split ring. Crafted from solid wood and finished with precision engraving, it's the perfect accessory for anyone who'd rather keep their circle small and their coffee strong. Because sometimes the truth needs to be worn on your keys.