Fried Egg

Meet the cutting board that roasts as hard as it chops. This 5x11" bamboo paddle features a laser-engraved silhouette of a totally-fictional popstar mid-egg-flip, paired with a Beyoncé-adjacent lyric that'll make your kitchen guests groan and laugh simultaneously. Durable enough for actual meal prep, bold enough to hang on your wall as a conversation starter. Perfect for anyone who thinks breakfast should come with a side of sass.