Rage Quit

For the gamer who's one bad respawn away from throwing the controller, this wooden key ring delivers a little dark humor where it counts. Roughly 1x3 inches with a sturdy leather strap and split ring, it's engraved on both sides with "Trying not to rage quit"—a mantra for anyone who's ever needed to walk away from the screen. Rugged enough to survive your gaming setup, witty enough to make your crew laugh.